Remember when tattoos were sort of radical? I was watching What Not to Wear yesterday (because it was cold and rainy, and that's what I do on cold, rainy days) and nearly every woman they put in an empire-waisted, A-line dress sported a tattoo flower on her ankle, or tattoo barbed wire etched into her upper arm.
Like the goatee, in 2007 the tattoo either really dates you, or it says, "I'm a slave to fashion -- from fifteen years ago." Nothing screams mid-life crisis quite like the following items:
Visible tattoos
Striped Hair
Goatees
Abercrombie & Fitch
Spandex
Lattes
Dave Miller Band
Lollapalooza
Belly shirts
Toe rings
Please, America, stop. Just stop.
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