Gender Identity Crisis

This week I hired a male receptionist and you'd have thought I'd resurrected Sodom and Gomorah.

My new job is for a company that is predominantely male focused. Better than 90 percent of our clients are men, and the old-guard management team believes that these clients would only be comfortable being greeted by a woman receptionist. One of the partners actually told me he wanted me to hire a model. Have you ever hired a receptionist? Do you know the kind of person who works for $12 an hour? It isn't Heidi Klum. The kid we hired is a struggling actor. He's a little rough around the edges, but he's clean, competent and conscious. At that salary level you really can't ask for more.

But the temper tantrums from the middle managers, complete with electronic snide comments have just begun. The first hit my e-mail box just before I left work this afternoon. The first temper tantrum, complete with stomping off and slamming doors, happened yesterday. This morning I went in and spoke to the new CEO. He told me to ignore them. He didn't come right out and say that these little babies were breathing their last company air, but he that was the message. He gave me a glimpse of his plans and told me to "gird" myself for the fall out.

Before our conversation, I was prepared to resign. Of course, behind all of this is some archaic homophobia. Who knows what the new receptionist does in the wee hours of the morning? And who cares, but I wrote the job description, and there was nothing in there about performing sexual favors.

As a rule, I hate seeing employees being fired, but when that doo doo hits the fan, I'm going to be front row, center to see the splat.

Let There Be Light

The job progresses. I'm no longer a temp, having been absorbed into the company last Monday. I've hired one employee and been through the ringer hiring a second, but the hiring manager owes me a decision on Monday, so that will be finished.

There is a lot of work to be done, but I like the job. I struggle not to make this blog all work all the time. I've gotten sucked into jobs that have taken over my life, and this job could do that. But school and the chorus should help to keep me grounded. And the condo.

Yesterday I installed a new chandelier in my dining room. I have to take it out and do it over. It's adjustable, but the cable inside the post is too big and inflexible, so I have to take the whole thing apart and cut the cable down and reinstall it. Right now, when you sit at the table, the lights are at eye level. But the good news is that I installed the thing and lived to tell the tale!

As a kid growing up, my father feared for my abilities. We had a gas stove and I was forbidden to try to light the oven for fear I'd blow the house up. To this day I break out in a cold sweat if I have to manually light my oven. I think I mowed the lawn twice, and again was forbidden to ever touch the mower because I'd cut off my feet. I was a mess during driver's ed because I just knew I'd wrap the car around a tree. My instructor actually told me that in the sixteen years of teaching, I was his worst student. I've never owned a car. In college, I nearly failed my scene design class because I was afraid of the power tools.

The irony in all of this is that after I'd grown up and moved away, my father actually did saw his thumb off with a table saw and nearly died.

But when I flipped the switch and the single test bulb in the chandelier lit -- and there was no fire -- I knew I was a big boy!

Everything's Coming Up Moses!

The Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus presents The Ten Commandments: The Musical!

Come for the commandments—stay for the plagues! We’ve taken the story of Moses, thrown in some Monty Python, added a bit of Gilbert and Sullivan, wrapped it in the pageantry of Les Misérables and created an original musical you’re going to love for 40 years.

And it has something for everyone: high drama (it’s quite faithful to the stories in Exodus), clever writing, half-naked men and songs with titles like “A Bad Day to be the First Born.”

See my immortal portrayal of thirty-seventh Egyptian from the left!

We’ve pulled out all the stops to promote this show (look for our ads on the buses that go through Boystown!) so you’ll want to get your tickets early. They went on sale this week—visit The Chicago Gay Men's Chorus for more info and a direct link to the Ticketmaster site.

Hope to see you there!
Performances: Friday, April 21, 8:00 pm Saturday, April 22, 5:00 pm (your best bet for great seats!) Saturday, April 22, 8:30 pm The Athenaeum Theatre, 2936 N. Southport

Tickets are available here: The Chicago Gay Men's Chorus 312-902-1500 in person at the Athenaeum Theater Box Office: 773-935-6860

Brokeback Backlash

It's been a while since I've written, and a vertible ballet of topics is prancing in my head: gender in the workplace, the decline of the American work ethic, the decline of my GPA, the first blush of spring... the list is nearly endless. But today, I've decided to comment on the alleged Brokeback Backlash.

Yes, I dutifully watched the Oscars. While I've not seen it, I have a hard time believing Reese Witherspoon turned in a better performance than Felicity Huffman -- a performance I did see -- but, sadly, I believe that the best actress category really comes down to a rating of the female most likely to get a boner from a fifteen year old boy. On very rare exceptions has this criteria been broken. I think the last one was Susan Sarandon -- and not because the woman isn't gorgeous, but because she played a nun.

However, I did see both Crash and Brokeback Mountain, and I have to agree with the academy's decision on this one. First, and foremost, Crash is a superior film. Even the supporting characters are vividly drawn. The leading characters have dynamic and unexpected archs. The audience takes a journey with that film that extends past the rolling of the final credits.

Brokeback Mountain is an exquisitely filmed work. The cinematography is breathtaking. While Crash can receive a satisfactory viewing in a video presentation, Brokeback will not. But more importantly, the story of Brokeback Mountain is trite by almost any standard. Forbidden love is a very old theme, and gay forbidden love is not new to Hollywood. The lovers are misunderstood and miserable and one of them ends up dead. Seen it all before. And, frankly, the performances are undergraduate-earnest at best.

Still, Brokeback is an important film for the gay community. Homosexuality is still the love that dare not speak its name and anything that raises the topic for discussion, no matter how crudely, should be commended.

In my own experience, the majority of my personal friends are straight. I go to see a lot of movies with them. Whenever the topic of movie selection comes up and Brokeback is suggested, almost to the person, the suggestion is discarded in favor of another film. Never mind the significance of the film to the gay culture, or the fact that it might be significant for me as their gay friend to see the film. What's more, I can't name a single straight friend of mine who has seen the film to even offer a discussion of it. When the topic comes up -- and I've consciously not been the one to mention the title, or suggest it as a movie-going option -- the comment is always a brusque, 'haven't seen it,' and we move on. I saw it alone, and the most extensive discussion I've had about it has been here.

Still, I think Crash is a more important film. If homosexuality is the taboo subject of conversation, racism is a concept that can't even be thought through. Crash is a brave film, and a very important one because it dares to take racism on in all of its permutations and discuss it, not only as an individual character flaw, but as a social sickness. The characters are not wholly good or bad and the performances are beautiful reflections of human beings, not pastel versions of Hollywood myth.

It was more than thirty-five years between Guess Who's Coming to Dinner and Crash. The film that frankly examines the fear of homosexuality in the same way that Crash looks at racism is the one that I ache to see. It will be made. But, if that film is snubbed by Oscar, then we'll have something to talk about.

The Adelphi No More

During my first complete summer in Chicago, in July, I quit my job because it conflicted with my first play. I was not financially prepared for such a move. My father had died the January before and I was going to need a new apartment in October. I had no skills of any kind, and no money.

Worse, I had no air conditioning, and that summer was one of the hottest ever. If I recall, Fridays, Mondays and Tuesdays were my days for pounding the pavement, to fill in applications. that left the weekends and Wednesdays and Thursdays with nothing to do. As I do now, I was living in Rogers Park at the time, and on Clark Street there was the Adelphi Theater.

The Adelphi was a second-run theater that had seen better days. It was cavernous, with at least one balcony and enormous ceiling fans. On the weekends it was swarming with kids, but during the week it was blessedly empty and for two dollars you could duck in there and see the double feature. On occasion, when it was particularly hot, I'd sit through the double feature twice, until the sun went down. I think I saw Lethal Weapon there, and maybe The Adventures in Babysitting. Usually the movies were teen-sex romps, and I don't remember too much about them. I do remember considering the Adelphi a blessing, and in years since, everytime I passed it I'd say a quick prayer of thanks.

Probably two years after that broiling summer, the Adelphi closed. Three years ago, when I moved back to Rogers Park, there was a sign saying it was reopening soon. I was genuinely looking forward to it. Today, I rode past and discovered the building has been torn down, no doubt in preparation for a luxury condo monstrosity. If they name the building The Adelphi, I swear here and now to don a black veil and scatter rose petals across its threshold.

Political Rant 4

Tom DeLay easily carries the Replican primary. The president rolls out the red carpet to foreign management of American ports. Congress approves the institutionalization of the Patriot Act. I'm telling you, we deserve what we get.

Tendonitis will set in so fast from all the finger pointing that will go on when the next 9/11 happens. There won't be time for grief or reflection. It will be all about assigning blame to the Republicans/Democrats/President/Congress and everyone who ever waved a flag screaming about how the government left us for dead.

The fact, plain and simple, is that we are the government. The people in office are still put there by us. And instead of taking a reasonable stab at understanding even a single issue, the overwhelming majority of Americans vote with their dicks or their hearts. They send a prayer out to Jesus and wait for a voice from the great black void to tell them that the candidate who looks most like them is God's candidate.

It occurred to me today that I try to be a liberal. I think that a liberal point of view is the only American point of view. This country was founded upon the most liberal thinking of the day. We banished a divinely appointed king. That is radical stuff. And in return we demanded freedom. But with freedom comes responsibility and sacrifice. If 'liberal' is a dirty word today, then 'sacrifice' is outright blasphemy. Americans made their sacrifice during World War II by cutting down on chocolate and nylons and we owe the world nothing else. The world owes us whatever price we choose to exact.

And now the world is standing up and saying no. Don't get me wrong. I do not in any way support Al-Quaida or the Taliban, or any movement that curtails freedom. I respect the right to disagree with me and hold sacred my right to disagree with the world. And I'm willing to pay a price for that freedom. If I sleep a little less safely tonight because there is a law protecting all of my civil liberties, then that's a price I am comfortable paying. We've asked hundreds of thousands of Americans to go to the other side of the planet to die for those rights. More than two thousand Americans have died in what I consider a completely unnecessary war. What right do I have to be any safer than they are?

Rescind the Patriot Act.

Impeach George W. Bush.

Political Rant 3

I'll ask the question in as plain terms as possible: When are we going to fire George W. Bush?

I have dear friends who dearly hated Bill Clinton. While, in my political innocence at the time I took the opposing view, I was able to have short rational political discussions with them about the direction of the country. My political views have matured somewhat and I no longer think of Bill Clinton as an American political messiah. I think that not a few of the problems attributed to George Bush are the fruit of seed spilled by Bill Clinton. I'll also go so far as to concede that some (but not all) of the glory lauded upon Clinton was fading light of the dot com boom, which, I believe, was an economic aberration that would have benefitted any sitting president.

However, the worst that can be said about Clinton is that he didn't fuck up a good thing. The proof is in the bottom line, and when he left office we had cash. We don't now. Haliburton has it. When Clinton made his State of the Union address and talked about personal responsibility, I took that message to heart and literally changed my life. I stopped acting, took on a responsible job and began developing a marketable skill set. It was a painful process that came with some heavy personal prices, but in the long run I'm glad I did it. It was the right thing. It was Mr. Clinton's speech that made me make the change, and for that I will be personally greatful. Not only am I better off economically, I'm better off personally. Today, no matter what the economic climate, I have a set of skills I can take into any marketplace, and I'll be able to feed myself.

Mr. Bush couldn't say anything to make me defrost my refrigerator. Smirk and smarm is all I see. Even before he first took office, my mother adopted the policy of turning off the volume on anything that included Mr. Bush's voice; and I think that is a fine policy. I used to try to listen to him and give him the benefit of the doubt, but I can't. I believe every syllable out of his mouth is a pre-programmed lie. Whether that is the truth or not is beside the point. I believe it to be true, and I've stopped looking for evidence to disprove that belief. I'm not to the point where I'm ready to crawl under the bed and pray that there is a world left in two and a half years when we will have to replace Mr. Bush, but let's just say I've swept the dust bunnies from under the bed and thought about where I'm going to put my supply of Ho-Ho's.

I have fired people who have displayed a higher level of competence, so I repeat my question: When will we fire Mr. Bush?

Or better: Name one thing -- ONE -- that Mr. Bush has improved in this country to justify his continued employment. Give me one objective metric by which we can clearly see Mr. Bush's positive contribution. The removal of Saddam Hussein doesn't count, because we are not safer than when he was in power. Democracy isn't on the march. It looks very much like a goose step to me. Like a waft of fresh lilac on a spring day, Mr. Bush was supposed to remove the stench of decaying ethics from the White House. Turns out the alleged ethical fragrance was a spritz of Glade Air Freshener. And just like the canned deodorizer, the masking scent of Mr. Bush has worn thin and the stench has matured and ripened.

A Fright to Remember

Well, tomorrow is my final trek out to the suburban office. Overnight on Wednesday, swarms of movers -- no doubt from impoverished third world countries working for $.58 an hour -- will move the mountain of crap from the old office to the new. My entire department consists of four boxes. That is how woeful their human resources commitment has been.

However, my boss, the vice president of finance, has metric tons of crap that will be moved. In a nod to cleaning out rubbish, I've been assigned the task of sorting threw Alp-like collections of paper. Imagine my horror when I tripped across this little gem: A key ring in the shape of a fish, formed from letters spelling J-E-S-U-S. I'd found several church bulletins, but this artifact frightened me. It was taped to a plea for a commitment of $.58 cents a day to feed a Latin American family of four for a week. (Imagine the number of people who will be fed by the workers who are moving the office crap!) I momentarily toyed with the idea of tossing this urgent plea that had lain deep in the bowels of financial papers for approximately three years, but decided to use it to test my boss.

Now, understand, I like my boss. His wife works in the office next to his and the nightmare the situation could be doesn't exist. They are honestly good people. Or as good as one can be in the imperialist United States while driving gasnivorous, war-wreaking monstrosity down the rugged terrain of an Illinois expressway. Still, good people.

But with the discovery of this plastic relic, I began to fear they might be too good. How does an elephantine faggot such as myself work for one of God's Enlightened?

So, I divided the pile into three demi-piles. One was urgent stuff that needed his immediate attention, one (containing Jesus's fish) with stuff I didn't want to take the responsibility of discarding (and risking eternity bobbing in a lake of fire) and another of precious sheets of information I know need to be entombed in plastic binders.

I took the first two piles to him and discussed the urgent matters. Then I gave him the questionable materials and told him he needed to look threw. When he got to the plastic Jesus fish taped to a picture of an emaciated, crying child with mosquitoes perched on her lashes, he said -- and I quote -- "Man, this is how they get you. They know you won't throw a perfectly good key ring away." Then he ripped it from the child's face (who after three years of neglect under ancient tax returns is probably dead anyway, sated mosquitoes lounging in the hollow of her skull) and tossed the key ring into the back of his desk drawer.

Exactly what I would have done.

A Twinkle in His Eyes and His Toes

I just finished watching the finale for Dancing with the Stars even though the outcome was spoiled for me. Because I went to chorus rehearsal last night, I missed it live. So I watched the recording this evening. I'm quite pleased that my boy Drew won.

For me, the show was all about watching the push for excellence in a forum that ultimately means nothing. The trophy is hideous. There's no tangible monetary gain. Yet most of the competitors really sweated blood. Of course, humiliation on national television serves as a great fear inducer. Still, that induce enough fear in Tatum O'Neal or Master P. I'll bet both of them exert more effort in telling the maid to do the dishes. And I think that's why I never warmed to Stacy Kiebler. She'd had years of ballet and tap training, so she had a shorter distance to travel toward excellence. Her free-style piece was pathetic, and clearly she was coasting. Even though Drew was part of a boy band, that was a completely different arena designed to make him look good. This was a real challenge and his commitment was inspiring. His performances were consistently my favorites.

That drive for excellence humbles me. I have a major paper looming, and the work I've done on it is feeble at best. I have to present it in less than a month, and instead of trying to figure out how to frame it, I should be polishing it up. It's simply disgraceful. I can hide behind the new job, but the truth is that the new job is a cake walk. I couldn't ask for an easier assignment. So, this week is going to be about getting a draft of that paper done.

On another note -- rehearsal last night was fun. I'm definitely glad I didn't audition for a lead role because I wouldn't have had the time to devote to it. As it is, I have one cross, and even that is a little taxing. The show should be cute and a lot of fun.

And of course, it was the first time I saw RP in weeks and he was politely flirty, just enough to live on all week. Ah, how little fantasies sustain our dreary lives!

OK, off to work.

Ouch!

So, my home is mostly clean, including laundry. I'd be all finished, except this morning, while putting away laundry, I jammed my toe under the linen closet door and ripped the nail off my big toe. Amazingly it didn't hurt, but there was a fair amount of blood. And of course I don't have a bandage in the house. So I wrapped it in a clean rag and stuffed in a sock. It's still pretty tender. I've been staying off it as much as possible, but I'm getting around OK. I'll probably spend the day in sandals and socks while I try to get to a drugstore for bandages. The shower will be a bit of a challenge.

Skipped the opera last night in favor of finishing housework. And I developed my annual headache, so it's probably best that I skipped sopranoes and counter tenors.

Now, I've got to put myself together for chorus, and I think I'm going reward myself with a manicure.

I'm off.

'Nuff Said

In my blog travels, I found a link to this website which tells you what the number one pop song was on the day you were born.

In my case, I need no further proof that God has a sense of humor.

The song on my date of birth: "Big Girls Don't Cry."

Auntie Mame or Agnes Gooch?

So, last night I thought I'd go out and experience a Friday night on the town. My last Friday night entailed me walking across the lawn to the Boylan's to watch a new episode of the Brady Bunch. (I live the life of a cloistered, Jesuit priest -- sans the alter boys.) But, I didn't want to go out too early, so I sat down and watched Project Jay.

For the uninitiated, Jay is the first winner of Project Runway, and this was sort of a where-are-they-now episode. The man is clearly talented, and although I suspect he and I have absolutely nothing in common except oxygen consumption, I enjoy watching him put his life together. He's trying to launch a fashion line and I was impressed with his vision and passion. He knows exactly what he wants to do and how it needs to be done. He may very well be a genius in the truest sense of the world. The show included several montages of Jay simply designing; designing things that may never see the light of day. And each one was interesting and vibrant. And then the episode ended and I realized I'd spent another hour in front of the television set and had nothing to show for it except some vague admiration for someone I will never meet. And what's more, I simply went to bed. I did't even make any social contacts last night.

So, today is devoted to Jay McCarroll. I'm putting things in priority and at the end of the day, when I head off to another opera, I will have something to show for the day. This post is product one.

If I'm studying writing, then it stands to reason I should at least pretend to be a writer. When I tell people I'm working on a degree in writing, they always ask what kind of writing. Then I have to tell them that I'm not really a writer, that I chose the degree because I thought it had the broadest application to whatever I might want to do in the future. I can go into even greater detail about Ph.D. programs and communications and cultural studies; but I usually leave the conversation there and watch a confused look come over their faces.

The truth is I have written a novel. It's completely unreadable, but most signicantly it is complete. It's also three years old. I have a second one begun, but it hasn't seen the light of day in at least a year, and its subject has grown stale on me, so it may never be finished. Earlier this year I wrote some poetry that isn't half bad, but its not really my genre. Since I began working on my master's degree, I've only written a few academic papers, and none of them sparkling. Allegedly I'm working on a major paper, but I only have fragments and the deadline looms.

My apartment is a disaster. I haven't seen the inside of my gym in a week. I need to do laundry. There is only dry cat food in the house, which Butch is not happy about and I haven't had breakfast yet.

But a writer writes. So, before I accomplished anything else today, I wanted to have one complete piece of writing done. This is my best attempt. Tomorrow I will report just how successful the day was.

Political Rant 2

I've been opposed to the war in Iraq from the beginning. My belief is that if we are the world's superpower, if we are really as superior to the rest of the world as we say we are, we should prove it by being the first country on the earth to develop a means for resolving conflict without violence. We should be able to address violence visited upon us with a more sophisticated response than more violence. If we are unable to do that, then we are not the supreme power we claim to be; in which case we don't have the authority to marshall half way around the globe and brutalize another nation into our vision of democracy. They were slow and inefficient, but the UN sanctions on Iraq were having an impact. Sadam's slaughter of Iraqi nationals had ended nearly two decades prior to our invasion, the weapons inspectors were finding no weapons of mass destruction, and there was no direct link between Iraq and the 9/11 attacks.

We have no clear-cut moral authority upon which to wage this war. In fact, we have no vague moral authority upon which to wage it either.

Having said all of that, I also have believed that to abandon Iraq after ripping it to pieces was even more amoral than the war itself. We destroyed that country, we have a duty to restore it to order and help the Iraqi people decide for themselves how they should be governed.

But the recent violence has changed my view. I now believe our continued presence in Iraq can bring no good. We must accept not only defeat, but also the reponsibility for such a reckless, ill-run war. Yes, I mean all of us. We all should hang our heads in shame for sending innocent American youths to the Middle East to wage war against Iraqi youth for no legitimate reason. This is a war that will exact its price from the American people for generations to come; and we will pay a dearer price than any we've paid for Viet Nam. This time we should have known better.


Even those of us who opposed the war, but allowed it to progress share in the shame. I believe that the very least we can do as patriotic, American citizens is to write our congressmen and senators, and even Mr. George W. Bush, and demand the immediate withdrawal of troops. Further, I believe it is incumbent on the United States citizenry to demand the immediate expulsion of Mr. Bush and his "government." And the first order of business for the new administration must be to beg -- yes, I said BEG -- the world community to help us restore order in Iraq. And then to swear a solemn blood oath to never wage another war of agression. EVER. Only then can we reclaim our status as the world's super power.

Exactly how much more evidence do we need that the current administration is not only corrupt and incompetent, but that is also probably the most destructive administration in American history? Exactly what has to happen for our sleeping citizenry to take real action?

Standing on the Edge of the Weekend

Ah, the sweet relaxation of Friday, 6 p.m. and a deliciously unplanned weekend sprawled in front of me.

It becomes clearer each day that this temp assignment is going to be more long term than not. My boss is incorporating me into plans six months down the road. All fine with me. No one is more surprised than I am that this assignment is working out. I never thought I'd go back into human resources. Never.

What I find even more entertaining is that I was hired as a temporary clerical worker, and yet I'm asked about some pretty important policy issues, or I just randomly spout my unsolicited opinion, and they all act like I know what I'm talking about. Of course I'm fully aware of my own wisdom, but this is the first time others have expressed such confidence in my thoughts. I usually have to explain and cite authorities and examples, and even then the management does what it wants. But not now. It's refreshing.

Today I went to lunch with the hated secretary of the chairman's office. She's nice enough, but I think she resents me because I replaced her friend, and because I think she thought she should have the job. Several people have made a point of telling me that their new policy is to post all open positions. This one certainly wasn't posted. Ah well, I've been down this road before and the freshly fertilized fields it bisects all smell the same. They'll get over it.

Blathering

Yes, I'm still around, but I'm typing this as I try to wolf down some food between work and class.

Work is good. Today the administrative girls tried to give me a ghetto name and were stunned when I told them I already had one. Sh'Qwan. I score extra points, apparently, for the apostrophe. I've found that if you're in with the secretaries, you're in.

But there's one who is clearly the queen bee, who was very good friends with my predecessor. She's giving me administrative work, and I have no choice but to smile and take it. She's the president's secretary and probably worth her weight in uranium because she speaks both English and Japanese fluently. She's tall, thin, young and gorgeous. How many more reasons does one need to hate?

Academic life is suffering. I'm going into class tonight and I haven't cracked open the book. I'm totally and completely ashamed. I haven't done that since high school. And the major paper I'm supposed to present in a month is still just incoherent fragments. My kitchen is a disaster.

But life is good. I skipped chorus the past two weeks, so I have to go back this weekend. I hate feeling over-booked. But in a good way.

Yes, life is good.

A Weekend in Paradise

This has been the first weekend in nearly three years I haven't had to work. Yesterday my friend J. and I braved the cold and the suburban nomads to shop on Michigan Avenue. I bought a pair of cashmere pants for $32, and then went hog-wild on a shirt and tie. We had lunch and met Pebbles for a movie, The Matador*, and then came back up north for dinner at Leona's. Indescribable luxury.

And today is all about domesticity. I've just made my first Peapod order in three years, and they remembered all my favorites. I'll delight in laundry and housework, simply because I'm doing it on the day God intended: Sunday! I had wanted to go to church, but I think God will allow me one more day of luxuriating. I think I'm going to throw some bread in the machine and defrost some homemade soup.

For the uninitiated, I live in Rogers Park, one of the last urban frontiers along the lakefront of Chicago. Although I've had several homes over the years, I currently live in the first home I've owned. It is just two blocks from my very first Chicago apartment. In the years since I first moved here, there has been very little change. Then, about a year ago, Charmers closed. Charmers was the oldest Chicago gay bar. It had all of the original art deco interior. From the outside it looked like the most frightening dive possible, but inside it was pre-corporate sanitized elegance. I had only been inside three times, but I was very sad when it closed, and even sadder when it was renovated and turned into an Irish sports pub with gleaming wood and french doors that open out to the sidewalk so the entire neighborhood can enjoy their collection of Journey CDs.

This morning, as I practically skipped with joy to the scary convenience store for cereal and milk, my Sunday-morning revery exploded into orgasmic delight when I discovered that the art deco splendor isn't lost, but has simply been relocated to the shop next door where there will be a true neighborhood deli! One more space in the neighborhood saved from Starbucks and Barnes and Noble! They aren't open yet, but once they do open I'm ready to face the existential crisis that awaits me: do I frequent the neighborhood deli, or do I study at the Halsted Caribou Coffee with the magnificent sidewalk show? With such choices to be made on a sunny Sunday morning, is it possible that life could get much better than this?

*Mini Movie Review: The Matador is a refreshingly competent movie that, had it been made in another era would have been simply pedestrian. But given today's-Hollywood race to illiteracy and obsession with perfect skin, is an actual delight. Who knew Pierce Brosnan or Greg Kinnear could actually act? The dialogue sparkles, the pace is appropriate, and the cinematography feels European. I would say a must-see, if not in a theatre, definitely on video.

Droopy-Eyed Catching Up

Perhaps the reason I'm so emotional is because I'm exhausted. I finished nine straight days of work, which isn't necessarily that draining; but when you're used to a four-day schedule, it's a Herculean task.

A task, by the way, that I completed successfully. Every indication is that I'll be hired permanently at this company. I was homesick for my little cafe only until I received my first paycheck. Time to move on! The people I'm working for are adorable.

Today I was invited out to lunch with "the guys." I never feel more gay than when I'm with a bunch of hetero men. There were eight of us there, and because the business is sports orientated, that was predominantly the topic of conversation. And because it's a predominantly hetero company, I haven't come out to them. It's only been a week, and frankly I don't see the necessity. That doesn't mean I'm hiding being gay, or pretending to be something I'm not. Somehow, in a business setting, my sexuality hasn't come up. And, bless their hearts, if they haven't figured it out they certainly were fishing. At one point the topic of conversation suddenly changed to The Lindsay Lohan True Hollywood Story on E! And the guy to my left, possibly the least attractive man at the table, spoke to me once and then never looked in my direction again. Perhaps I'm paranoid or egocentric. Of course I was seated directly across from the most attractive man, and there was virtually no where else to look but at him. The more I looked at him the gayer I felt.

But, it looks like employment and income issues are over for a while at least, and now I can concentrate on my social life and school.

Speaking of school, I received and unexpected A- on my latest test. An A in the class isn't necessarily completely out of the question after all.

We Hardly Knew Ye

Lisa Rinna was my number two choice for Dancing With the Stars and tonight she lost. It was very emotional. But my boy Drew is still in there, and he's going to give that peroxide pair of stilts and that arthritic jock a run for their money.

We love you Lisa!

I'm a Discount Whore

I've discovered that one of my favorite clothing stores uses e-Bay for their clearance items. I won't mention the store, because I don't want the multitudinous throngs who come to my blog to quench their thirst for my wit to make a mad run on the goodies. But I'm buying shirts for literally ten cents on the dollar. I've been a bidding fiend!

I'm In

Briefly -- The VP I'm working for told me this morning that it wasn't his decision. He needed to wait until the new CEO was in place, but that he was recommending that the firm hire me. He said I'm the IDEAL candidate.

Ignore previous post.